A Cruise Vacation

"A Cruise Vacation"

DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.
I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm
really excited.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful
and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a
wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did
some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls
off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him
at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had
a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and
attentive gentleman.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about
$80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with
him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked
me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there
was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and
spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw
me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is
a charming gentleman. He again asked me to
visit him for the night and again I declined. He told
me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he
would sink the ship. I was appalled.

DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today .... TWICE !!!!
Received on Tue Aug 9 11:41:43 2005