The Miniature Piano Player

"The Miniature Piano Player"

This guy walks into a bar and sits down in front
of the bartender. He orders a drink. While waiting
for the drink, he reaches into one pocket and pulls
out a 7 inch piano. He reaches into another pocket
and pulls out a 10 inch man. The 10 inch man goes
up to the piano and promptly starts playing. Beautiful
music fills the bar.

The bartender goes up to the guy and asks where he
got the musician. The guy replied that there was a
genie just down the block who would grant just one wish.

The bartender went outside and down the block. There
was a huge crowd around the genie. The bartender
waited a really longtime. Finally, it was his turn. The
genie greeted him, "Hello, I am a genie and I will grant
you one wish."

The bartender said, "I want a million bucks." All of a
sudden, there were a million ducks! They were
quacking and following the bartender. The bartender
tried to scatter the ducks, but they all came right back.

The bartender went back to the bar, went up to the guy
with the miniature piano player, and said, "What a lousy
genie. I asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks!"

The guy at the bar looked at the bartender and said,
"You don't really believe that I asked for a 10 inch
*pianist*, do you?!"
Received on Mon Aug 8 07:30:45 2005