Wishes

"Wishes"

This guy is about to jump off a bridge, when all
of a sudden, behind him he hears "Don't jump!
Don't jump!"

He looks around and there is an ugly-ugly old
broad. She says "Don't jump. I am a witch and
I can grant you any three wishes you want."

He starts to think about money and cars, and says,
"What's the catch?"

"You have to sleep with me first," says the old broad.

He looks at the ugly hag but finally agrees. They go
to her place and BAM-BAM! He then says, "For my
first wish..."

She interrupts him and asks, "How old are you?"

He answers, "Forty-two."

And she says, "Hmmm... And you still believe in
witches?"
Received on Thu Apr 21 08:39:13 2005