In His Eighties

"In His Eighties"

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.
One drunk says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and
got an erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10
degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was
60, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I am now in my 80s and now I can almost bend
it in half with just one hand."

"So", says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well", says the insurance man, "I'm just
wondering how much stronger am I'm
gonna get?"
Received on Mon Apr 18 01:58:40 2005