College Thoughts

"College Thoughts"

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"Eight long years of college." moaned the budding Yuppette.
"And just who has it gotten me""

One of the professors at Vassar requested medical leave.
In the space listing reason for request, she put, "Perrier on
the knee."

Father: "Son, I'm very worried about you being at the bottom
of your class."
Son: "Don't fret Dad. They teach the same stuff to both ends."

In a way, colleges & insane asylums are both mental
institutions. The major difference being you have to
show some improvement to "graduate" from an asylum.

A student comes back to the dorm & finds his roommate
near tears. "What's the matter, pal?" he asked. "I wrote
home for my parents to send money so that I could buy
a laptop, and they sent me the laptop." he moaned.

The boyfriend said, "We're going to have a GREAT time
Saturday. I've gotten three tickets for the big game."
"Why do we need three?" asked the girl.
"They're for your Father, Mother, and kid sister." he replied.

The college President hired a new Admissions
Administrator. At the conclusion of the interview he said,
"Please don't tell anyone what we're paying you."
"Don't worry Sir." the new bureaucrat replied. "I'm as
ashamed of my salary as you are."
Received on Thu Sep 30 14:01:27 2004