Legal Charges

"Legal Charges"

A man was brought before the judge and charged with
necrophilia. The judge told him, "In 20 years on the
bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you
up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons;

#1, It's none of your damn business;

#2, She was my wife;

and, lastly.....

#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead; she ALWAYS
acted that way!"
Received on Thu Sep 30 14:00:36 2004