What's G~d Like... {Insp}

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Sun Sep 26 2004 - 18:13:25 EDT

"What's G~d Like..."

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her
class to look at TV commercials and see if they could
use them in some way to communicate ideas about G~d.

Here are some of the results:

G~d is like...
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

G~d is like...
a FORD
He's got a better idea.

G~d is like...
COKE
He's the real thing.

G~d is like...
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

G~d is like...
TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

G~d is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

G~d is like...
SEARS
He has everything.

G~d is like...
ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

G~d is like...
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

G~d is like...
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

G~d is like...
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

G~d is like...
VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

G~d is like...
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

G~d is like...
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him
from His appointed destination.
Received on Sun Sep 26 18:13:26 2004

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