Stupid Crook

"Stupid Crook"

This one happened few years ago in Switzerland:
A man went to a photo shop, had pictures taken,
and - while the photographer developed the pictures -
he took off with the cash register.

Leaving behind, of course, the pictures.

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"Spooky Pookie"

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care
ward where patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless
of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
it had something to do with the supernatural. No one
could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred
around 11 a.m. on Sundays.

So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the
part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
unplugged the life support system so that he could use
the vacuum cleaner.
Received on Sun Sep 19 20:28:02 2004