Cigarettes And Tampons

"Cigarettes And Tampons"

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she
can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some

tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife
to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came
back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's
sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my
own ............ so does she.

(Of course . . . I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
Received on Tue Sep 14 10:27:00 2004