Woman's Perfect Breakfast

"Woman's Perfect Breakfast"

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

"Understanding Women"
(A Man's Perspective)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your most private area, rip the hair out by
the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.
Received on Mon Sep 13 02:32:44 2004