Driver's License

"Driver's License"

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
The family trooped out to the driveway, and climbed into
the car, where he was about to take them for a ride for
the first time.

Dad immediately headed for the back seat, directly behind
the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a
change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the
front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the
beaming boy to the ol' man.

"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the
back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing
to me all these years."

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"A Letter From School"

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and
$tudying hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of
anything I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me
a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

      Love,Your $on.

A week later....a letter from 'HOME'

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraghy
are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt
forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and
you can never study eNOugh.

        Love, Dad.
Received on Wed Sep 1 11:13:49 2004