Phone Call Home

"Phone Call Home"

A guy dials his home phone number from work.
A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid !"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm....she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone
who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen,
would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den
and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears
footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do
with the bodies?"

The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool !"
"What pool?" answers the maid.
  "Uh . . . . is this 832-4821?
Received on Wed Sep 1 11:11:41 2004