Medical Sex Facts I

"Medical Sex Facts"
Part I

1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile.
{Like I care...}

2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world ...
it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.

3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple
"Os"(20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and
near-fusion with the mattress.

4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and
sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause
spontaneous fizzle.

5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply
throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty
kisses, trims and tones pelvis, promotes a stronger upper
body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from
damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.

6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate
manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the
same time.

7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains
enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines.

8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. (For
whom?)

9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your
insurance policy.

10."Where am I?" should not be considered an abnormal
response to immense "O".

11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see
a guidance counselor.

12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.
Received on Mon Oct 18 02:37:03 2004