Harvey

"Harvey"

Harvey and Gladys Gold are getting ready for bed.
Gladys is standing in front of her full-length
mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

"You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this
mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all
wrinkled, my breasts sag so much that they dangle
to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as
popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad,
deflated version of the Hindenberg!"

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear,
please tell me just one positive thing about my
body so I can feel better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and
then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,
"Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Received on Mon Oct 11 06:08:08 2004