Breakfast

"Breakfast"

A drunk staggers walks into a diner and orders a couple
of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes
back to question the chef.

"Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?"

Gus replies, "I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten
eggs left."

The waiter says, "Give him the rotten eggs. He's so bombed
he won't know the difference."

Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps on hash
browns, sausage and toast. The drunk is so hungry he wolfs
down the breakfast without comment. He goes to pay the
cashier and asks, "Where'd you get those eggs?"

She replies, "We have our own chicken farm." The drunk asks,
"Do you have a rooster?
"No," she says.

The drunk replies, "Well, you'd better get one, because some
skunk is screwing your chickens."
Received on Wed Oct 6 03:07:32 2004