At the Pond

"At the Pond"

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm
with a nice pond in the back. It was fixed up nice:
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple
and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in
his pond. He made some noise so the women would
be aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
naked."

Holding the bucket up he then said, "I'm just here to feed
the alligator."
Received on Tue Oct 5 15:19:04 2004