Proper Rituals

"Proper Rituals"

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his
life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be
very sad and depressed. Nurse Barton asked if there
was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr.Goldstein, "My penis died
today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Barney,
please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Barney was walking down the
hall with his member hanging out of his pajamas,
when he met Nurse Barton.

"Mr. Barney," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like this. Please put your privates back inside
your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Barney, "I told you
yesterday that my penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
your pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.

"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
Received on Mon Nov 29 06:11:20 2004