Old Sayings...Different Twist, I

"Old Sayings...Different Twist"
Part I

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.

2. Members of an avian species of identical
plumage congregate.

3. Surveillance should precede salutations

4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely
cutaneous profundity

5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over
precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.

7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.

8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate
the scion.

10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an
unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach
212 F'.

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.

12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited
carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.

"Part I Answers"

1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

2. Birds of a feather, flock together.

3. Think before you speak.

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

5. Don't cry over spilled milk.

6. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

7. The pen is mightier than the sword.

8. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

9. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

10. A watched pot doesn't boil.

11. All that glitters is not gold.

12. Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Received on Mon Nov 29 06:10:41 2004