The Little Firefighter

"The Little Firefighter"

A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the
station when he noticed the little girl next door in a
little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides
and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet and the wagon
was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire
fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said
with admiration.

"Thanks," said the little girl.

The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl
had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren..."
Received on Fri Nov 26 09:48:05 2004