The Rubber Glove

"The Rubber Glove"

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's
teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began
to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...

"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

"No," she said.

"Well," spoofed the dentist, "down in Mexico they have
this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the
workers are all picked according to hand size. Each
individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and
then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries
right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and
throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start
the process all over again."

The old woman just sat there and didn't laugh a bit!

Five minutes later, during the procedure, the dentist
had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out
laughing!

The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly
thought about how they must make condoms!"
Received on Fri Nov 26 09:44:00 2004