A Sure Cure

"A Sure Cure"

A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year
old church member. She welcomed him into the parlor.
While she made tea, he looked around and saw a
beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting
on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water on which
floated a condom. He dared not say anything!!

After tea, however, his curiosity got the best of him and
he asked her about it. She said, "While in town I found
a package on the sidewalk and brought it home. The
directions on the back of the package said 'Keep wet
and put on your organ to prevent disease.' -- and you
know I think it works, I haven't had a cold all winter!"
Received on Wed Nov 24 10:03:01 2004