Gone With The Wind

"The Polish Wolf"

On the border of Russia and Poland there's a small
forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Russian farmer,
while the other half belongs to a Polish man.

One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Russian
man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back
to his house and calls his Polish neighbor.

"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side
of the forest."

"How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Polish
farmer asked.

"Well," the Russian replied, "he's already chewed
off three of his legs and he's still trapped."

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"Gone With The Wind"

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are
looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like a piece
of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see... Ah, yes.
It is from 'Gone with the Wind'."

"And how is it?"

"Nothing much. The book was better."
Received on Tue Nov 23 06:20:53 2004