Elbow Pain

"Elbow Pain"

A gentleman was having pain in his elbow, so he went
to a doctor. The receptionist asked the man for a urine
sample. He asked why he had to give a urine sample
when he was just having pain in his elbow. The
receptionist replied that the office had acquired a new
machine that could determine a patient's ailments just
from the patient's urine. The man agreed to give his urine
and gave it to the receptionist. Ten minutes later the doctor
came out to see the gentleman. She said, "I see from your
sample that you have tennis elbow. Keep your elbow still,
don't do anything that will strain it, and come back to see
me in two weeks."

Two weeks went by, and the man was getting ready for his
appointment. He decided to play a trick on that hoity-toity
doctor with her fancy urine machine. He asked his wife to
pee in a cup. Then he decided to have his daughter pee
in the cup. He got into his car and decided to put some
oil from the car into the cup. Then he thought, "Should I?
Nah. Well.....yeah..." and jacked off into the cup. He stirred
it all around and brought it with him to the doctor's office,
hiding it under his jacket when he went in. When the
receptionist gave him a cup to pee in, he went into the
restroom and switched the cups. He gave the receptionist
the concoction he had brought with him and sat down to wait.

Ten minutes went by......twenty.......thirty...... finally,
forty minutes later the doctor came out.

She said, "You thought you had us."

He acted innocent.

She continued, "You thought that you'd mess up the
machine."

He said, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, our machine figured out your little
trick and here's your diagnosis: Your daughter's
pregnant, your wife's got VD, your car needs a new
transmission, and if you don't stop playing with yourself,
your elbow is never going to heal!"
Received on Fri Nov 19 06:14:10 2004