Some Really Good Questions

"Some Really Good Questions"

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken
computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath
you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?'

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the
message "one slice?" How many pieces of bread do
they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down,
pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from
the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light
fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you
kept drying your clothes would they eventually just
disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone
rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes
for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it
isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard
sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the
stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the
heat?

14. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
it like your wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first
you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay,
then it's you.
Received on Thu Nov 11 08:49:18 2004