Cake Or Bed

"Cake Or Bed"

A husband is at home watching a football game when
his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the
hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He look at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now?
Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I
don't think so."

"Fine." says the wife. Then the wife asks, "Well then,
could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look
like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I
don't think so!"

"Fine," she says. "Then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door? They are about to break."

"I'm not a darn carpenter and I don't want to fix steps." the
husband says, "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware
written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough
of you. I'm going to the bar!!!!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours........
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and
decides to go home.

As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are
already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall
light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey," he asks, How did all this got fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just
then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and
I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had
to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."

The husband asked, "So, what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "Do you see Betty Crocker written on my
forehead? I don't think so!"
Received on Thu Nov 11 08:48:21 2004