Retired Ladies

"Retired Ladies"

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a
Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies
laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit
unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home
with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went
inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your
front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes, and
they're having a yard sale!!!!"
Received on Sun Nov 7 22:14:06 2004