Love Names

"Misunderstanding Mother"

During my recuperation from surgery, my mom stayed
with us to help take care of the children. One night,
toward the end of her visit, she was sitting at the
kitchen table. As my husband, Michael, was
trying to squeeze past, Mom politely asked, "Would
you like me to move in?"

Without missing a beat, Michael quipped, "No,
thank you!"

The next day my dad arrived to pick up mom.

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"Love Names"

There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket
calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!"

Soon a store clerk approached. "Sir, the Crisco is in aisle D."

The old gentleman replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for
the cooking stuff, I am calling my wife."

"Your wife's name is Crisco?"

The old man answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call her
that when we're out in public."

"Well, what do you call her when you are at home?"

"Lard ass."
Received on Sun May 30 10:37:27 2004