Inheritance

"Inheritance"

Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn,
and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said,
"Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago,
an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a
cousin I never knew kicked the bucket , and left me
eighty-five thousand free and clear."

"Sounds like you should be grateful."

"Last week my great aunt passed away. I inherited almost
a quarter of a million."

"The how come you look so glum?"

"This week........ nothing!"

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"Marital Surprise"

An 80 year old guy marries a 20 year old beauty. She, of
course, is thinking about the inheritance that will soon
come her way. She may even speed along the time that
this inheritance arrives by giving the old guy a very active
sex life.

So imagine her distress when, on the third day of their
honeymoon, she finds her new husband in bed with a
45 year old lady.

The young woman finally blurts out "What does she have,
that I don't have?"

Her spouse replies, "Patience, dear."
Received on Fri May 21 19:21:11 2004