Bringing Home A Second

"Bringing Home A Second"

When our second child was on the way, my wife and
I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had
already had at least one child. The instructor raised the
issue of breaking the news to the older child.

It went like this:

"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love
you so much we decided to bring another child into this
family.'

But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came
home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I
decided to bring home another wife.'"

One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she
cook???"

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"Shopping"

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The
passion is heating up, but then the wife stops and
says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold
me." The husband says, "WHAT??" The wife explains that
he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as
a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going
to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on
three very expensive outfits and then tells his wife,
"We'll take all three of them".

Next they go over and get matching shoes worth $200
each. Finally they go to the Jewelry Department and
get diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she
thinks her husband has flipped out)

She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says
"but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like
it then let's get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot
even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready
to go, lets go to the cash register."

The husband says," No, honey we're not going to BUY
all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey,
I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets red and she is about to explode and
then the Husband says "You must not be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man."
Received on Mon May 17 03:48:46 2004