Initiation

"Initiation"

A young man wants to join a biker club. He goes to
the club and asks to join. The bikers tell him he has to
pass an initiation first.

He says, "Sure, what is it? I'll do anything to join."

They tell him, "First you have to drink 24 beer within
two hours. Then you have to pull an abscessed tooth
from a rabid pit bull dog using just a pair of pliers.
Finally, you must make love to a 72-year old hooker."

He gulps, pauses for a moment before nodding and
saying, "OK, let's get going."

They give him the case of beer and tell him to go in a
room and drink it. They wait outside listening to
gulping sounds and tinkling of empty beer bottles. Two
hours later the young man staggers out of room and
slurs, "I'm done. What's next?"

The bikers give the guy the pliers, point him towards
another door and tell him, "The rabid pit bull is in
there. Good luck!"

The door closes behind the young man as he enters
the room. The bikers hear lots of screaming, growling,
snarling and the sounds of bones crunching coming
from inside. After about an hour or so they suddenly hear
the dog let out a big yelp and everything goes quiet
inside.

The door opens and the young man comes out bleeding,
bruised black-and-blue and with his clothes torn to
shreds. He wipes off his chin, catches his breath and
asks, "OK, where is the old doll with the rotten
tooth?"
Received on Mon May 17 03:47:46 2004