Gray Hair

"Gray Hair"

A couple of weeks ago a woman had to share a serious
concern with her preschool-aged daughter about gray
hair and dying.

The little girl had come to understand that when your
hair tuned gray, you would die. This was of particular
concern as her Mommy was becoming gray. Mom
explained to her daughter that she wasn't going to die
and that she got her gray hair from yelling at her kids
when they misbehaved. Satisfied with the answer,
nothing more was said until a few days later when
they made a trip to the doctor for a flu shot.

The family doctor just happened to have very white
hair.

My niece watched as here daughter paid very close,
wide-eyed attention to the doctor and was behaving just
like an angel with no fussing at all when it came time
for her shot.

Then, when the doctor left the exam room, she leaned
over to her mother and said, "He must yell at his kids
a lot!"

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"Teacher Titbits"

Teacher: "How do you think Shakespeare wrote such
master pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B
or not 2B."

Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."

Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid?
Go and say sorry to her."
Son : (goes over to the aunt)
Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any
brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What
did she say when you told her you are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"

Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Teacher: "Chong, you missed school last Friday."
Chong: "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong: "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
Received on Sun May 16 02:27:55 2004