Sheep Fries

"Sheep Fries"

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm
hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As
the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand
took the parts and was about to throw them into the
trash.

"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My
wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious!
They're called Sheep Fries!"

The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the
farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper. This went
on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep
Fries for supper.

On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for
supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and
she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in
and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries
and he ran like hell!"
Received on Wed May 12 10:14:42 2004