Jack and Jill

"Jack and Jill"

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
sat him down for a little fireside chat...... He says,
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants
and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here -
try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big,
I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the
pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that
night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good
thing to try.

So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and
says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says,
"These are too large, they don't fit me."

Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and
says, "Here you try on mine."

He does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

Then Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart ass attitude, you never will."
Received on Mon Mar 29 06:05:52 2004