Bigamy

"Bigamy"

Rosey and Shirley had been out of touch for years
until they met at the mall one day.

Rosey said, "Shirley, it's been so long. I heard
you got married."

"Yes," said Shirley, "I married a lawyer, and an
honest man, too."

"Hmmm," said Rosey, "isn't that bigamy?"

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"What Would You Do If I Died?"

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"

"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the
husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.

"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.

"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.

"Of course I do, dear" he said.

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.

"Yes" said the husband.

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the
wife after a long pause.

"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.

"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you
let her wear my old clothes?

"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take
down the pictures of me and replace them with
pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And
I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's
left-handed..."
Received on Mon Mar 22 06:21:10 2004