Survivor: Southern Style

"Survivor: Southern Style"

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several
Southern TV stations are joining together and are
planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern
Style,"

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to
Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they
will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee.
They will then proceed down to Mississippi and
Louisiana, finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey
license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay"
"I'm A Vegetarian"
"NASCAR Sucks"
"Go Yankees!"
"Smoking Is For Idiots"
"Hillary In 2004"
"Deer Hunting Is Murder"
"I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns!"

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive,
wins.
Received on Mon Mar 22 06:18:15 2004