Kinky

"Kinky"

There was this lady who was sexually frustrated
and had tried to get her husband sexually stimulated
but nothing seemed to work. She tried sexy lingerie,
toys, etc., etc., but had no luck. So one day she asked
her friend what she should do... "It's really annoying
me now! He's just not up for it. He's always out down
the pub with the lads. What can I do?"

Her friend suggested, "Well, if he's always out
with the lads why don't you give him an extra
tenner so he enjoys himself even more and then
he'll come home and thank you appropriately..."

So the woman tried this and this is what happened
on his return:

Man: Take Your clothes off!

Woman thinks: Whoa! This is working!

Man: Stand on your head!

Woman: Ooohh...! Kinky!!!

Man: Spread your legs apart!

Woman thinks: This has really worked - give
it to me!

The man then gets a small mirror and places it in
between her legs.

Woman thinks: This is a new one...

Man says: You know... the lads were right, I would
look good with a beard!
Received on Mon Mar 1 11:18:56 2004