Mr. Schwartz

"Mr. Schwartz"

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job
to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off
to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of
Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made
an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest private
part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician," But I can't
send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge
private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead
man's schlong.

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it
home.

The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something
to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his
briefcase.

"Oh my goodness!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
Received on Wed Jun 30 09:26:55 2004