Law & Disorder

"Law & Disorder"

Florida: A thief burst into a bank one day wearing a ski
mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard,
he yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A
F*&# UP!"

For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers
started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over
laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been
about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired
before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still
at large.

In memory of the event, the bank later put a plaque on
the wall engraved: "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a
f*&# up!"

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"Close Examination"

A: In this scene, a lawyer cross examines a doctor about a
victim's death.

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?"

A: "No"

Q: "Did you check for breathing?"

A: "No"

Q: "So then it is possible the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?"

A: "No"

Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"

A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Q: "But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?"

A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere."
Received on Wed Jun 30 09:26:16 2004