Respectable

"Games"

Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other
and said, "You know, 80 percent of all men think the
best way to end an argument is to make love."

"Well," said the other woman," that will certainly
revolutionize the game of hockey!"

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"Respectable"

Mother to Daughter: What kind of person is your
new boyfriend? Is he respectable?

"Of course, he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink
or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-
behaved children."
Received on Tue Jun 29 12:50:13 2004