Hoax Warning From A Blonde

"Hoax Warning From The Blonde"

I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!
Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!
If someone comes to your front door saying they are
conducting a survey and asks you to take your clothes
off, do not do it!

This is a scam; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and
cheap now.

The Blonde

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"New Virus"

There's a new virus. The code name is "WORK." If you
receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via
e-mail, or from anyone else -- do not touch WORK
under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your
private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus,
take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
Order drinks -- and after three rounds, you will find
that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five
friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means
you are already infected by this virus and WORK already
controls your whole life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make
at least five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive -- so
I'm headed for the bar anyway. Never hurts to be safe.
Received on Mon Jun 28 08:33:17 2004