Western Vs Eastern Medicine

"Western Vs Eastern Medicine"

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last
night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl. Upon returning home
three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore
growing on his privates.

He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his
Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong
Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation. Joe was
horrified, and decided to get a second opinion.

Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr.
Smith said "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate
right away."

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an
oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time. He went
to Dr. Chu Wong.

Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said
"These Amadican Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop Chop.
Amputation not necesally."

Joe was relieved.

Dr. Wong said, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."
Received on Tue Jun 15 09:47:35 2004