Dangerous Food

"Tires"

A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and
the man was reading the ads in the paper.

He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!"

His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have
a car."

He says, "Do I complain when you go out and buy a new bra?"

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"Dangerous Food"

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in
Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to
have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat
is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all;
and all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal
product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please
give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake?"
Received on Tue Jun 15 09:46:28 2004