A Daughter's Letter

"Blonde Road Test"

A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license
exam.

She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has
a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a
couple of feet from the curb.

"Could you get a little closer?" the examiner asks.

The blonde then unbuckles her seat belt and slides over
toward the examiner.

"Now what?"

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"A Daughter's Letter"

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a
letter on the bed. With the worst premonition she reads
it, with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I
eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and
he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big
motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said
that we will be happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants
to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll
be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us
with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find a cure for
AIDS, so Ahmed will get better. He deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
take care of myself.

Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
a report card.......... that's in my desk drawer.
Received on Sun Jun 6 01:59:37 2004