Classic Bumper Stickers

"Classic Bumper Stickers"

We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going
to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case
heaven is like the IRS).

I is a college student.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Eschew obfuscation.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the
back of a milk carton.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along
come faster rats.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day
working.

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to
one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

No radio. Already stolen.

Exxon Suxx.
Received on Sat Jun 5 10:40:08 2004