"Short Dance"
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to
ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She
gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance
with a child."
"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman.
"I didn't realize you were pregnant."
Received on Wed Jul 28 09:44:42 2004
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