Oysters

"Oysters"

Myrddin and his wife went out to dinner at a great seafood
restaurant, and Myrddin indulged himself in a dozen fresh
oysters.

Later that night, when they went to bed, Myrddin took out
a book, propped himself up on some pillows and began
to read. He felt the stare of his wife upon him, turned to
look at her, and asked, "What?"

His wife smiled and said, "I'm just waiting to see if those
oysters are going to kick in."

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"Eating Habits"

A friend and his wife went to the local restaurant of
a national pizza chain. As they were waiting for their
order, they noticed some movement at another table,
but there were no people there. As they took a closer
look, they saw that there were MICE on the table eating
the uncleared leftovers from the group that had been
sitting there.

My friend called the manager over and told him, "Look!
There are mice on that table!"

To which the manager said, "Oh? That's odd; they're
usually in the back!"
Received on Wed Jul 28 09:43:53 2004