Nightmare of Bliss

"Nightmare of Bliss"

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench,
sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him
what's wrong.

Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love
with a twenty-five-year-old woman."

"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't
understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we
make love... At lunchtime she comes home and we make
love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the
afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and
gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And
then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love."

He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand.
It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you
crying?"

The old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where
I live."
Received on Fri Jul 9 10:14:56 2004