Opinion

"Opinion"

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly
contesting and dismissing potential jurors. Don O'Brian was
called for his question session.

"Property holder?"

"Yes, I am, Your Honor."

"Married or single?"

"Married for twenty years, Your Honor."

"Formed or expressed an opinion?"

"Not in twenty years, Your Honor."

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"Burglary"

A burglar alarm goes off in the middle of the night, and the
police arrived just in time to collar the burglar as he was
leaving the premises with a big bag full of loot.

Soon, he was in court, facing a grim-looking judge.

"Did you have an accomplice?" asked the judge.

"What's an accomplice?" replied the burglar.

"A partner. In other words, did you commit this crime by
yourself?"

"What else?" demanded the culprit. "Who can get reliable
help these days?"
Received on Thu Jul 8 06:22:52 2004