But I Never Forget A Face!

"But I Never Forget A Face!"

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about
five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.
She immediately said "yes."

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember
what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait,
no, she looked at me funny..."

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he
got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed,
he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the
marriage proposal.

"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered
saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who
it was."

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"Write It Down!"

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering
things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked
out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived a the doctor's, they explained to the doctor
about the problems they were having with their memory. After
checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were
physically okay but might want to start writing things down and
make notes to help them remember things. The couple
thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from
his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "To the kitchen."

She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replies, "Sure."

She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down
so you can remember it?"

He says, "No, I can remember that."

She then says, "Well I also would like some strawberries on top.
You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that."

He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream
with strawberries."

She replies, "Well I also would like whip cream on top. I know
you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that
down I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, he returns from the kitchen and hands
her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot
my toast."
Received on Wed Jul 7 06:33:19 2004