Replacement

"Replacement"

A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off.

He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined
him, and after careful examination said, "We can replace it
with a small size for $2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or
an extra-large size for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money,
so take your time and talk it over with your wife."

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man
staring sadly at the floor.

"We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears.
"My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen."
Received on Thu Jul 1 09:04:09 2004